First Sub - Mixed some QF with clean human - Awaiting Results

[killerbeav]

So I used my girlfriend's clean urine - the only issue is that she drank a bunch of water so she could be sure to go -- the sample looked almost completely clear... in a last minute fear of dilution I mixed about 30% QuickFix 5.7 and 70% her urine... total of about 3oz was given to e-SCREEN lab... Temp OK crotched with toe warmer on third pair of undies.

I think I am GOOD TO GO (pre-employment) however the simple fact that I submitted part female part synthetic is making me paranoid regardless of the endless evidence that I will be fine.

Will post results when official - Wishing myself lots of LUCK! and Thanks to this board for invaluable information!

killerbeav Reviewed by killerbeav on 10-27-2009. First Sub - Mixed some QF with clean human - Awaiting Results So I used my girlfriend's clean urine - the only issue is that she drank a bunch of water so she could be sure to go -- the sample looked almost completely clear... in a last minute fear of dilution I mixed about 30% QuickFix 5.7 and 70% her urine... total of about 3oz was given to e-SCREEN lab... Temp OK crotched with toe warmer on third pair of undies. I think I am GOOD TO GO (pre-employment) however the simple fact that I submitted part female part synthetic is making me paranoid Rating: 5

[killerbeav]

well the e-SCREEN lady told me if the sample becomes "inconclusive" then they would call me to get an ID number off my paperwork as they would have to send out to Lab for further testing. It's 5pm end of business now and No Call so I'm assuming no news is good news! I know it cant be positive for any of the 5-paneled drugs so my only worry was an inconclusive reading--correct? ? I think I'm good but the reassuring fellow tokers of the board certainly help me feel better!

[killerweed420]

You should be fine. As long as her urine was clean.

[sneakerhead243]

the only thing that can mess you up is if she is pregnant

[Burnt Toast]

the only thing that can mess you up is if she is pregnant

Thats incorrect. Labs are not allowed perform such tests on urine samples collected for a drug test.
Even if a lab were to break the law and ran such a test, the lab would not report that the male donor is "pregnant". The lab would state that the male donor has prostate cancer or testicular cancer.
Just as HCG horomones are elevated in expectant mothers, they are also elevated in males with testicular cancer, or prostate cancer.

The "pregnant" story is nothing but a myth taken from an old Cheech & Chong comedy skit.