I've heard that even DOT random tests are not observed. But a pre-employment drug test? You have to tell us what kind of job this is, unless you are just busting our chops.

If you are actually serious, then I think your only option is to order a Pissinator IMMEDIATELY and pay whatever it costs to get one day delivery, if that is available. Have you considered the possibility that you just happened to run into some pervert who is pretending he doesn't know the employment screening laws? Really, you need to give us a little more information on this one just to satisfy our curiosity.

Good Luck!
Hemp's Friend Reviewed by Hemp's Friend on . HELP observed pre-employment test- already got it rescheduled once HELP I need help and I need it quik, I have a test on Monday and it is Thursday I am a chronic smoker and am taking the three days off prior to my test and plan on diluting with n2's formula with the option to sub if everything pans out. I took a test last tuesday and had a sub, however it was observed. WHAT A SHOCK, a pre-employment test that actually does Direct Observance or at least came off as such. I had a man in the room with mirrors in all corners by the toilet. What can I do in this Rating: 5