UA MONDAY...NEED SOME DILUTION ADVICE

[ARMYVET420]

i am 44 yrs. old 6'6'' 235lbs.average build except i have been pretty much inactive for 2 yrs or so because of knee injury/surgery(replacement)and have gained a few lbs. my normal weight is about 215-220lbs.i failed a random ua sep.15 during my lab work @ the v.a.hospital(veterans admin).they draw blood every 6 months because i am on medication.i have had multiple surgerys over the last 18yrs and have always been up front about smokin weed with my doctors but things have obviously changed since 2002.i went back for a follow up the next week and my doctor informed me that i had failed for cannabis and that they could deny my pain meds if i failed another.i recieved a letter in the mail last thursday telling me to go in for labs oct.19 (next monday)or they would discontinue my meds.im pretty sure they checked the urine for weed because that was only the second time in 3 yrs that i had to piss in the cup.i have taken many ua's from about 1985 -2003 for work(oilfield and army) and never failed one as i always drank water/coffe till i was pissing clear and went and took it .glad i did a little research and found this site because that obviously doesnt fly anymore .OK...i only smoke about 2 joints a month these days but about a week before i failed the ua i got about an 1/8 of an oz.and smoked it up (sept.7-14)when i got home after my follow up i had about a joint left so i smoked it up that day (sept21) and nothing since.i have been eating about 2-3 lbs of red meat a day since thursday for creatine levels and smokin a brisket tonite for tommorrow .i have a bottle of 1000mcg b 12,aspirin and 2 32 oz gatorades ready to go.have been taking 2-3 b12's a day and 2 aspirin since thursday.i will be taking the test about 10 am monday.i am just looking for any advice on what i should do from now untill i take it(especially the morning of). thanx in advance...looks like a great forum,i will be hangin around and will let you how things turn out.its a shame they would cut your meds for smokin a little weed.blows my fukin mind. if anyone needs more info just let me know...i will be checkin this thread every couple of hours.:smokin:

ARMYVET420 Reviewed by ARMYVET420 on 10-18-2009. UA MONDAY...NEED SOME DILUTION ADVICE i am 44 yrs. old 6'6'' 235lbs.average build except i have been pretty much inactive for 2 yrs or so because of knee injury/surgery(replacement)and have gained a few lbs. my normal weight is about 215-220lbs.i failed a random ua sep.15 during my lab work @ the v.a.hospital(veterans admin).they draw blood every 6 months because i am on medication.i have had multiple surgerys over the last 18yrs and have always been up front about smokin weed with my doctors but things have obviously changed since Rating: 5

[AnonymousTokez]

Just sub, it's much less to worry about. If its supervised, then you seem to be on the right track, just keep adding "clean" fat cells on top of the older dirty ones and drink water the day of, urinate multiple times before you go in, and give them urine from mid-stream instead of the beginning or end and you should be about as good as you're going to get.

[Chillum1887]

subbing might not work if they check the urine for the pain meds as well. If they don't check for 'em, just sub it out with some synthetic urine. If they do, follow the dilution sticky and the certo sticky about metamucil.

[killerweed420]

Yeah subbing won't work because they will be expecting to see the other prescription drugs in the sample.
Dillution is going to be your best bet. Follow the dillution sticky. I wouldn't bother with the aspirin, they don't help anymore with the new tests.

[ARMYVET420]

yes,i believe they always test for the pain meds so substitution is not an option.appreciate all the feedback.will post what all i took/did to prepare and my results when i get them(hopefully same day).but knowing the va they probably wont bother telling me either way...ill find out for sure when i call in my refills in a few weeks.screw em...i can always find a big sack of sumthin to ease the pain:smokin:

[ARMYVET420]

well followed the dilution advice (a few cups of coffe ,the rest gatorade and the b 12 and took a big c vitamin 3 hrs b4)2-3lbs of red meat a day for 4 days for creatine and for soluble fiber i ate 6 apples and a pound of dry pinto beans cooked the 2 days before(and a few other foods with smaller amounts,white bread etc. but pinto beans and apples are two of the best/highest amounts...just search foods with soluble fiber)my only worry is my 4th piss before i left the house was a pretty dark yellow but when i pissed in the cup it wasnt as yellow.probably because i went right before leaving and was pissing 20 minutes later....i figured i would have to wait at least 30 min or so but they sent me right in. o well,nothin to do now but wait for a phone call.....