Quote Originally Posted by BongWater
Damn, bong-making used to be an art form.

If you can't be constructive, why bother replying? Either explain why it wouldn't work, help me make it work, or stop trying to masturbate your ego by talking down to me. Being new to this forum doesn't make me stupid.
My bad, I didn't mean to sound condescending, I just wanted to throw in those gilligan's island references. I hear you on the noob status, lots of people don't take noobs seriously. Sorry about being one of those people, I try not to.

To be honest bro, I think your best bet is to use epoxy to make all your attachments. Thats what most constructors of bongs use that I know.

Oh, and make sure you mix that coconut milk with some rum and ice cubes, you'll have a nice cocktail.

Part of the reason I busted your balls a little is because I like to be able to see the smoke accumulate in the bong, so I know how big of a hit I'm getting.

Anyways sorry if I sounded like an a-hole, but I really want you to make one and show me a picture of it, cause you do seem pretty determined.