1 week detox program?

[chairmanMEOW]

i was looking around at head shops at they sell this box of pills that require you to take like 12 of them a day for 7 days, drink lots of water, and they guarantee they'll clean you out in 7 days no matter how much thc was in your system.

bs or no? haha i'm looking for a reliable program i can use because the fake urine doesnt work where i'm at. (THEY WATCH YOU :wtf

chairmanMEOW Reviewed by chairmanMEOW on 10-17-2009. 1 week detox program? i was looking around at head shops at they sell this box of pills that require you to take like 12 of them a day for 7 days, drink lots of water, and they guarantee they'll clean you out in 7 days no matter how much thc was in your system. bs or no? haha i'm looking for a reliable program i can use because the fake urine doesnt work where i'm at. (THEY WATCH YOU :wtf:) Rating: 5

[Burnt Toast]

i was looking around at head shops at they sell this box of pills that require you to take like 12 of them a day for 7 days, drink lots of water, and they guarantee they'll clean you out in 7 days no matter how much thc was in your system.

bs or no?

Total BS. There is no product that can rid the body of THC. This is all a dilution scheme (note the "drink lots of water"). Nothing but a big scam to seperate the credulous from their cash.

Only time and fat-burning exercise can rid the body of THC.

[chairmanMEOW]

thank goodness i checked here first then. lol. how much time would you recommend to be on the safe side then? i've been a pretty heavy smoker (twice a day at least, 5 days a week) for the past couple months.

[Burnt Toast]

how much time would you recommend to be on the safe side then? i've been a pretty heavy smoker (twice a day at least, 5 days a week) for the past couple months

Cleanout times vary from user to user. Pick up a couple THC home test kits and test yourself periodically to get an idea when you'll finally test negative. When home testing yourself, use the first pee in the morning each time.

[killerweed420]

thank goodness i checked here first then. lol. how much time would you recommend to be on the safe side then? i've been a pretty heavy smoker (twice a day at least, 5 days a week) for the past couple months.

Probably atleast 30 days. If you need to take a UA in the hear future I would recommend subbing with synthetic urine.

[killerbeav]

killer- you recommend synthetic urine over human urine that has been pre-tested negative and kept at 92 - 100 degrees?

[sneakerhead243]

the best thing to do is take your ass to the gym go to the sauna and sweat it out and drink a lot of water at least a gallon of water or more a day and piss a lot

[Burnt Toast]

Drinking water is only helpful on the day of the U/A. Drinking a bunch of water days before is of no help. It may cause yo to urinate frequently, but it has no effect on the filteration rate of THCA from the bloodstream by the kidneys.
Read the Dilution sticky thread for proper tips on water-loading.

[webdox]

the best thing to do is take your ass to the gym go to the sauna and sweat it out and drink a lot of water at least a gallon of water or more a day and piss a lot

Wrong on the sauna and sweating and wrong on the drinking lots of water any other day than the day of the test. You can't sweat and piss the THC out of your system.