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BREAKING NEWS........
President Obama has won the 2009 Heisman Trophy over Florida's Tebow. What a stunning turn of events.
i just heard that he is in the running for both miss universe and miss teen america. his name has been thrown in the hat as a possible successor to the current pope and barak has become the most popular name for both boys and girls born this year. his likeness has been seen in cloud formations, on tortillas and slices of toast, on a water stain in an amsterdam brothel and peeking from behind waldo's cap. he has been beatified in seven separate religions and his tears are said to heal the lame. his daughters are the product of immaculate conception and his virginal wife is the illegitimate daughter of martin luther king. so you see, the nobel prize is a mere bauble to such a great and revered man.
delusionsofNORMALity Reviewed by delusionsofNORMALity on . Obama wins Nobel Peace Prize.......what a joke "In awarding President Obama the Nobel Peace Prize, the Norwegian committee is honoring his intentions more than his achievements. After all he has been in office only just over eight months and he will presumably hope to serve eight years, so it is very early in his term to get this award. ... The committee does not make any secret of its approach. It states that he is being given the prize 'for his extraordinary efforts to strengthen international diplomacy and co-operation between peoples." Rating: 5