Quote Originally Posted by Islandborn
BREAKING NEWS........
President Obama has won the 2009 Heisman Trophy over Florida's Tebow. What a stunning turn of events.
i just heard that he is in the running for both miss universe and miss teen america. his name has been thrown in the hat as a possible successor to the current pope and barak has become the most popular name for both boys and girls born this year. his likeness has been seen in cloud formations, on tortillas and slices of toast, on a water stain in an amsterdam brothel and peeking from behind waldo's cap. he has been beatified in seven separate religions and his tears are said to heal the lame. his daughters are the product of immaculate conception and his virginal wife is the illegitimate daughter of martin luther king. so you see, the nobel prize is a mere bauble to such a great and revered man.