Solar Death Ray

[LonerStoner]

This thing's the shit!

http://www.solardeathray.com/

LonerStoner Reviewed by LonerStoner on 04-01-2005. Solar Death Ray This thing's the shit! http://www.solardeathray.com/ Rating: 5

[RIP ODB]

Hey Loner-

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-Ol Dirty

[Revelation]

This thing's the shit!

http://www.solardeathray.com/

That thing looks fun.

I about peed my pants when he said this shit about burning a golf ball.

"The golf ball started to smoke, and
then it started to stink. I mean, really stink. A lot.
The hot side of the ball started to bulge out a bit
and some goo formed, but the main event was the
stink. Under the dimpled plastic skin, golf balls
appear to be made of solid stench. Under
increasing olfactory pressure, the Solar Death Ray
was shut down with the golf ball still largely intact.
There wasn't much else to do but poke at it with a
small "science stick." As you can see, the melted
surface layers were goo."

"under Increasing olfactory pressure" and poke it with his "science stick" fucking killed me.