ive had an idea for something like this for awhile. its a non lethal form but would scare the hell out of me if this happened. ok so your deterant is a shitload of firecrackers and the way it is set off is by crushwire (used by the pieces of shit overseas to set off Improvised explosive devices). Crushwire is pretty self explanatory but for the non military peeps i will elaborate. Its basically two pieces of bare wire buried just an inch or so under the ground a few centimeters apart one on top of the other, when pressurre is applied via some little(or big) douche stepping on it. when the two wires touch it completes the circut which sends an electrical pulse to a device that lights the firecrackers also hidden in the ground and therefore scraing the ever living fuck out of anyone who happens to get caught in the middle of this little ordeal and probably keeping them from ever coming back. the beauty of it is no one dies and you dont go to jail for murder, and they most likely will have no idea what happened or how. You have the power source connected to a switch or remote of some sort so when you go visit your garden you just push the button and it turns off the system and either reactivates after a certain ammount of time or is manually turned back on the choice is really up to you. so heres the scenario some little douche rolls up in your garden steps on the completly invisible wire which can not be avoided due to the fact that it is thin inexpensive and can be buried everywhere then firecrackers or anything else you hook up to this will start blowing out of the ground all around this piece of shit. the douche will consequently wet himself and run like hell and not have any idea what just happened or how to avoid it next time.

This sounds funny but this kind of system is killing our friends and family members over seas everyday, and unfortunalty i personally know it works so if you would like some help on how to set it up or implement it let me know. I have all kinds of high tech solutions for stuff like this.

-secret
secret420 Reviewed by secret420 on . ROBBED, NEED SECURITY / THEFT PROTECTION IDEAS So, I was robbed the other night, pretty much lost my entire crop for the season. I can't even explain how I felt when I saw my big beautiful plants gone.... if you have tried it you know what I mean. I grow on my field, about 100 yards from my house and thought I was safe because no one ever comes by and it's a 1/2 mile trek over rocky terrain to even get here without coming up my driveway which is a dead end. SO, I need help and ideas on security. If anyone has ideas for cheap Rating: 5