I just found out I got a job like a month before anticipated, so therefore I hadn't stopped smoking until just this weekend My question is: I know that it will be sent off to a lab. Prior tests I've taken were just dipstick, but i've already gotten the paperwork that is to be sent to the lab with the urine.

A few questions: If they try to observe me, is there anything I can say that doesn't look suspicious but that reiterates the fact that I shouldn't HAVE to be observed, since its not for parole, etc?
If they do observe me, I've decided to try to "hide" some synthetic urine, in a condom in my vaginal canal. This sounds a bit crazy...but how the heck do I get it in there? A condom with 4 oz of water (i practiced once so far) just doesn't seem to want to...go. Something sturdier than a condom I can actually insert, but I'm having problems with the condom. Any other suggestions of anything that can be inserted and accessed without too many movements/noise/other things that might give it away?
Last question: I might also attempt a masking drink in case I don't feel that I can use the synthetic urine. Are there any drinks that stick out in your mind that have a very high success rate? AND it has to be undetectable by a lab.

Thanks all for any answers. I have wanted this particular job for years and it just now finally happening for me....in Palm Springs, no less! Any help would be very much appreciated!!!

xo
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eloMellow Reviewed by eloMellow on . Questions about sending to a lab I just found out I got a job like a month before anticipated, so therefore I hadn't stopped smoking until just this weekend :( My question is: I know that it will be sent off to a lab. Prior tests I've taken were just dipstick, but i've already gotten the paperwork that is to be sent to the lab with the urine. A few questions: If they try to observe me, is there anything I can say that doesn't look suspicious but that reiterates the fact that I shouldn't HAVE to be observed, since its not Rating: 5