Hey there,

I am not too fat but have a bit of a stomach, weighing in at 202lb at 5"9. I'm 18 years old. Got some muscle, played football in High School, etc. Eat a lot on Munchies lol.

I stopped smoking on the 1st of September, and started again on the 6th, just twice, and yesterday like twice. We smoked a lot though and repeatedly got high.

Between the 1st and the 6th, I ran twice, and weight lifted.

Today I'm going to run, and weight lift. Tomorrow, hopefully the same thing but if I'm too sore I'm just going to use the stationary bike at my Gym for as long as I can to sweat as much as possible, probably at 20-30 min. Tomorrow, Thursday, I'm going to start taking Creatine. I know a guy who can get me a Detox for around $10-$15. Yesterday I played ball and got pretty winded, and kinda sweaty but it was cold and I was in shorts/white T, we played right after we blazed. On monday I just walked around a lot at an outlet shopping.

On Friday I'll run again, and weight lift again. When I weight Lift, unless I squat, I get a light sweat, and I can't squat because I hurt my leg over the weekend...what luck, right when I need to exercise.

On Saturday, I'm not doing any exercise, and I'll try to really go excess on the fats. Over this Memorial Day break I did indulge in food quite a bit, I was planning on not smoking till the 14th but my buddy tempted me too much lol.

Sunday, same thing, no exercise.

At home I have :

A lot of Gatorade
A bottle full of cranberry Juice
Apple Juice
Green Tea (packets of Jasmine Green Tea)
Creatine Monohydrate (I used to take it for weight lifting)
Bayers Aspirin ( I heard you take 4 of these at night and again in the morning with a lot of liquid in you and it is a false negative)
Rolaids
Multi Vitamins (With B2/B12 for turning my piss greenish yellow)

My appointment is at 9:00 AM. I'll be up much earlier then that.

Ok, so heres whats different for me about Drug Testing.

2 weeks ago I got caught. I have a female Probation officer, who normally just sends me into the male restroom. I didn't even smoke when I got on probation so it wasn't an issue, and when I started smoking in January, every visit I went to I just swapped the piss with my brothers.

This time, bad luck. She decided to send someone in with me, who very carefully watched. I had to just piss. Now, since I thought I would just swap the piss, I did absolutely NOTHING that morning but ate breakfast and a few cups of water and took a piss. So I had the first piss of the day out of the way, but this was my second or 3rd.

It came back at 83mg/dL I think. Something like that. I am not on probation for a drug related charge and it was my first time, but she said that those numbers meant I smoked in the past few days. Since I'm 18, and even though she's a bitch she knows I'm a lot smarter and more straight edge then her other kids, so she said she won't tell my parents. Mostly because I'm always polite, dress nice when I go, never lie, and am on my stuff when it comes to community service, awareness classes I must attend, not ditching my classes, etc.

She said that if I don't see a significant drop, I could get in trouble. A lot of trouble.

So my probation officer scheduled this date and told me I was being given a chance. She said that I need to see a decent drop in my THC metabolite levels. So she KNOWS its in my system, it just needs to be a lot less in there then my original number, 83 mg/dL.

I normally smoke out of a bong, with an occasional joint/blunt, I smoked a joint 2 days ago and on the 6th.

I have this date, then one 2 weeks after, then another probably, unless the one after the 14th is the one where I don't test for THC at all or its way too low.

So yeah, I need help, and advice. I know there are a lot of guru's, masterminds, and very wise people with a lot of experience here, so I'm thanking you guys in advance, I really, really appreciate whatever help and guidance you can offer me.

So, I'm going to wake up around 4:00, and drink a BUNCH of water, maybe a glass of cranberry juice. I'll stay awake after this. Probably drink more and more water, then cranberry juice, and a bottle of gatorade. I know I'll start voiding clear Urine. I am still unsure about Aspirin. I'm a heavier guy so I don't know if I should take more then 3-4 at night and again in the morning...not sure.

We'll leave my house around 8:00 AM. I'll take a bottle of gatorade with me. Prior, I think I'll get one bottle and mix in a lot of salt...I know it'll taste like crap, but I think this will help with gravity/pH level...

I'll take multi vitamins a lot up until we are in the car...and when we get their I'll pop 2-4 more in and finish off a gatorade...again over the weekend prior I'll also be shoveling fats into my body quite a bit. Donuts, burgers, burritos, sodas, etc....after this I wont do that again, I'll just keep burning and burning fats up until my next meeting, which will have NO smoking in between, and then I'll be clean, and my next date is in December, so I'll have time to toke again.

Ok....so I'll probably be holding pisses in really hard, so in the lobby I'll use the restroom 1-2 times. I hope at home I piss my first piss, then 3-6 times before I leave, and I'll continue flushing my system with the drinks. When I meet my probation officer, I might just say " I need to use the restroom" and she'll either be suspicious or say "Fine let me get a male staff"....damn. Or, hopefully if I can hold it in till the meeting, I'll piss as we are about to leave.

I'll go in the restroom, into teh stall, and the guy will be right behind me. I don't know if I should take piss to swap just in case, I mean last time when she got the guy it was the first time I was watched. I normally just hide it in a tiny bottle in my crotch, so it stays warm, and I have my bro piss in it in the morning or in the night.

If there is a guy though, which I am currently under the impression of as most likely, that piss is going to be mine. I'll take the piss and do the midstream thing, and hand over the bottle after I cap it and wash my hands...yeah.

So, good plan? Any suggestions?

Cliffnotes (though I'd appreciate if you read those walls of texts, they are detail filled):

* Big guy
* Smoked yesterday (8th)
* Need to pass test on the 14th
* Will be running/weight lifting
* Taking creatine starting tomorrow
* On weekend doing nothing, filling myself with fats, etc.
* Be drinking green tea progressively once or twice today and up until day of test
* Drink cranberry juice/gatorade/water on the morning of test
* Take vitamins
* keep drinking, start pissing a lot in the morning
* Keep drinking till I get there
* Piss more
* Should have very diluted urine, I'll mix salt with a bottle of gatorade, keep gravity good
* Vitamins will make it a normal color
* Creatine consumption prior will keep creatinine levels/authenticity good


SO yeah, please help me out with any tips. I have some questions.

Should I start diluting or taking the cranberry juice, if it'll help get some metabolites out, prior to the day of the test?

What about the aspirin and rolaids?

I'll take creatine thursday through monday on the morning of the test..will that be enough time to have it turn into creatinine in my body and have a good level in my test?

How many times should I piss before I go? At home and at the Probation Center?

Thanks!!
RooRsmoker420 Reviewed by RooRsmoker420 on . Smoked in the last 2 days, have a Drug test on the 14th! Help please! Hey there, I am not too fat but have a bit of a stomach, weighing in at 202lb at 5"9. I'm 18 years old. Got some muscle, played football in High School, etc. Eat a lot on Munchies lol. I stopped smoking on the 1st of September, and started again on the 6th, just twice, and yesterday like twice. We smoked a lot though and repeatedly got high. Between the 1st and the 6th, I ran twice, and weight lifted. Today I'm going to run, and weight lift. Tomorrow, hopefully the same thing but if Rating: 5