Passing my Drug Test

[Hempamasta]

Alright... as some of you may know, I was caught with a bong 2 months ago, and my parents have put me on a strict set of drug tests, 1 every 30 days, to see if I am staying clean.

2 months later, I am starting to miss smoking.

So here's my plan to continue smoking and passing my drug tests. I go to somewhere like Target or Walmart and buy 1 little sample bottle of shampoo. I empty out the shampoo and wash out the container really well. I go to a sporting goods store and go to the hunting section and get some of those little hand-warmers. You break them and shake them, and they get warm. I have already talked to a friend of mine that is clean always, and he is empathetic to my plight.

On the day of my drug test, the whole day would go like normal until 8th period. I would give him the shampoo container, he would go to the bathroom and fill it up. He would bring it back to me. I would put it in my pocket. As soon as the period is over, I would go to my car, crack 2 of the hand-warmers, and rubber band them to the bottle like this:


-------- hand warmer
(******) bottle
-------- hand warmer

Then I would take this "package" and put it under my balls. I would wear tighty-whitey underwear on that day, so I could put it under there no problem.

I would drive home and then my mom would drive me to the testing center. I would walk into the bathroom, close the door, and put the clean urine in the testing container, then urinate into the toilet. I would give the clean urine to the tester, he would dip in the test strips, and I would be on my way.

Is there any problem with this? Is there anything I should know? Is there anything I have overlooked? Let me know. Thanks!

Hempamasta Reviewed by Hempamasta on 03-30-2005. Passing my Drug Test Alright... as some of you may know, I was caught with a bong 2 months ago, and my parents have put me on a strict set of drug tests, 1 every 30 days, to see if I am staying clean. 2 months later, I am starting to miss smoking. So here's my plan to continue smoking and passing my drug tests. I go to somewhere like Target or Walmart and buy 1 little sample bottle of shampoo. I empty out the shampoo and wash out the container really well. I go to a sporting goods store and go to the Rating: 5

[rhinoblanco]

that sounds like a great plan, but i have no fuckin clue if it would work or not. never been caught or tested. some of my boys have been tho, i dont know what they did

[alienbeing]

i have 30 days clean and i've been drinking water and working out.do willi be clean,on monday

[fortyoz420]

that plan sounds like it would work, just make damn sure your friend isn't out from school that day or youre really screwed.

[DharmaBum9982]

Sounds like a good plan... I would definitly make sure that "package" is sealed.... that would be really bad if it started leaking in your underwear.

[Funken Monken]

dont forget to cook something laced with shit loads of hash then leave it in the fridge fr your parents to eat. Then come in one night when they've eaten it and accuse them of being stoned (and you dont know how, but you recognisethe signs) and what hypocrites they are etc

Dude, can you not just move out?

[Hempamasta]

No way dude... I have to stay here until WKU (Western Kentucky... check out that post)... I have to stay here, work, and just put up with the 'rents... but dude... I'm ST NED. It feels great to smoke up after 2 months of not doing so.. it is awesome. Listening to music is coool. Talk to you all later.

[Toffee]

wouldnt the smell of fresh water be different from urine?? just wondering

hey you could use your dog's pee lololol

hahahahahaha!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

[Hempamasta]

wouldnt the smell of fresh water be different from urine?? just wondering

What?

[rhinoblanco]

yea i bet it is diff u ass lol