If you have a heart,you will weep when you read this

[Bloke]

When I mentioned Jesusâ?? name, Terri again laughed out loud.

KrAzyXtianLawyer: Jesus.
Terri_S_113: lol
KrAzyXtianLawyer: OMG AFFIDAVIT

Anyway, every statement in this affidavit is opinion, and by motherfucking definition can't be disproven. No one's going to charge her with perjury because how the fuck can you prove any of the meaty parts of this didn't happen? This is sleazy lawyer tomfoolery with a twist of down-home religious wackiness.