PLeasehelp:weird food

[pez]

Im making a business plan for a restaurant in my advanced computer applications class and i need help making up real fuckin weird food. nasty ugly disgusting whatever.

so far the restaurant's special is the bacon latte'

i also have a sourkrout jello mold(lime,cherry,or coconut),baby burrito(baby wrolled up with beans and cheese in a baked tortilla),.
as you can see there is no limit too how grosss it can be but i need help with this as soon as you guys can think this shit up.

I trust you guys can think up really weird food right?

pez Reviewed by pez on 03-30-2005. PLeasehelp:weird food Im making a business plan for a restaurant in my advanced computer applications class and i need help making up real fuckin weird food. nasty ugly disgusting whatever. so far the restaurant's special is the bacon latte' i also have a sourkrout jello mold(lime,cherry,or coconut),baby burrito(baby wrolled up with beans and cheese in a baked tortilla),. as you can see there is no limit too how grosss it can be but i need help with this as soon as you guys can think this shit up. I trust Rating: 5

[Pass The Rizla]

ice cream and gravy!

[DrGonzo]

fermented elephant-processed straw salad (for the hardcore vegans)

placenta salsa, served warm

habanero-mint candied yam soup

[Funken Monken]

What about tuna served on a weetabix topped with chocolate sauce?

Maybe even a pittabread filled with jellie babies, raw beef steak, sushi, served with jizz sauce?

Puree'd smoked haddock gently boiled in coca-cola and topped with peanut butter?

[Bloke]

A single plum, floating in perfume, and served in a man's hat.
When isn't it time for a Simpson's reference?

[DrGonzo]

oooh! don't forget the mexican cock sauce!

(if you ask for it at burger king in the mornings they will actually look for it, its the funniest thing ever)

[gs8778]

hmmm, i'd actually try that bacon latte. mmmmmmmm baaaacccoooooon
see, the trick is ya gotta butter yer bacon and then bacon yer sausage.

[chix4bud]

sauteed roadkill(preferably possum) served on a bed of nightshade salad with a side of fried chitlins n eyballs with sweatsock gravy hmmm mmmm

[ermitonto]

Chocolate-covered cherries with the cherries taken out of them and replaced with 2-month old mayonnaise.

[weirdo79]

saurkraut with anything pretty much is the sum of anything I find gross har har.