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	09-03-2009, 10:07 PM #11 Senior Member Senior Member
 Man slaps stranger??s crying kidOr on the plane. Originally Posted by KushCrops Originally Posted by KushCrops 
 
 I usually carry an un-opened bottle of water for just such occasions.
 
 Kids cry for a lot of reasons. And a lot of those reasons don't set them off unless they are dehydrated.
 Think about it.They are small, they dry out fast.
 It's the most common cause of tantrums.
 
 I smiled, introduced myself, asked what she had already tried.
 " Everything!" said she, "I'm at my witt's end. She's usually so happy, I don't know what's wrong."
 I listed the early symptoms of dehydration and offered water.
 
 She actually had some in her carry-on, but was too frazzled to think straight.
 What with all the "stink-eye" she was gettin'.
 
 So, we three had a "drink" and a chat. 
 Toddler went all smilie in about 15 minutes, so did the rest of the plane.
 Li'l sweetie laughed and gurgled for the rest of the flight.
 And I made a friend for life.
 A friendly smile and a reasonable approach saved a whole planeload of folks from wasting chunks of their lifes with angry thoughts and dirty looks.
 Took a lot less energy than woofin' and slappin'. (I'm bone lazy)
 'course you could just get told to piss-off, but, nothing ventured...
 
 I can't see where slapping a child is gonna cheer it up much.
 Sound's like that crabby old bastard was about a quart low, too.
 Now he's a felon. 
 
 AloHa Alo -to give. Ha - the breath of life.
 
 Weezard
 
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	09-04-2009, 07:13 PM #12 Senior Member Senior Member
 Man slaps stranger??s crying kidDuct-tape. 
 
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	09-04-2009, 08:15 PM #13 Senior Member Senior Member
 Man slaps stranger??s crying kidThe old git deserves a slap. 
 
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	09-16-2009, 03:02 AM #14 Junior Member Junior Member
 Man slaps stranger??s crying kidwhat's in the bottle besides H2O??? can i have a sip? plz??? Originally Posted by Weezard Originally Posted by Weezard
 
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	09-16-2009, 10:01 AM #15 Senior Member Senior Member
 Man slaps stranger??s crying kidAbsolutely! Originally Posted by jasontnl Originally Posted by jasontnl
 You can have as much as you can allow yourself to accept.
 Feel free!:hippy:
 We'll make more. A promise kept.
 
 Aloha, jasontnl
 
 Weeze
 
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