Quote Originally Posted by MJsavestheUSA
I got a temp job offer half way across the country. Been smoking "massively" heavy for a couple months.

This job requires testing on the actual facility. Which has me a little nervous. I'm worried that "they" might have more so called "rights" than average drug testing facility.

I saw on youtube where some dude got pinched in Texas trying to pass with with fake urine and a fake penis.

I for the life of me can't understand how that happened, my only guess is either The Pat Down or Hidden Cameras. Of course they didn't elaborate on how the dude actually got caught.

Texas and Nebraska hand out criminal charges for tampering or altering.

I'm planning to use what's called the "WIZZ PACK"

It's a basic bladder bag, tube, synthetic urine(liquid type) set up.

I was debating using my brothers piss instead of the SYNTH.

If I used Bro's, I was going to immediatedly freeze and pretty much keep it like that until about 2 hours before testing . then bring it up to about 98*F, and then give those assholes what they want!!!!!! Can I get an AMEN??

Does anyone know, if you would ruin real piss, if you NUKED in the Microwave????

Do those heating pads get hotter than 100*F?????????

Also, The bladder bag is 3oz, I've heard stories where "they" tell you to fill up a cup, like 6oz. So, folks are running of piss and get afraid so they put their own in. Anyone got more info on that?

Help would be much appreciated

Thanks, Y'all !

"Keep puffin it, while your roughin it, Peace!!!"
1st, if you have access to real urine (clean) freezing is fine. but keeping air from storage device is mandatory as well as air in your bladderbag, because once your pee hit the air in warmed state will dgrade quickly. i have used alot of methods but have it down pat these days and have sampled to legal system and dept of transportation, relax man ur good. my tips to you are you need 4oz not 3oz. split tests. old synth pee is not recomended over a year is to old to take chances right?. warming it back up is advised by hot water and heats packs work well but disp. temp strips will help. i final note i use the urinater kit , last test i took was surprise test was given 4 hrs to report to a labcorp to give it up , i had 2 16 month old synth urine tubes, because i got a little paraniod had no access to clean urine i dumped both into my 4 oz bladder, noticed the synth looked a little neon yellow green, tester noticed color and commented on it , i said i was a vegen going thru kelation treatments, removing heavy metals from the body and such she said oh and capped it of course i sweating it but came back clean. true story dude , good luck