Meet that Morbid Miss

[MissMorbid]

Hello folks.

I am unable to partake at the moment...I'm in the drug court system. Bummer for me.

They were under the impression I hadn't smoked since the end of January, and I hadn't until the weekend before last when some friends from out of town came up.

I was tox-ed on 3/21 and came up dirty even though I had taken measures (albeit weak ones) not to. Figured that since I smoked such a minimal amount it would be scrubbed out pretty quickly.

Ah well. Knowing I was going to drug court today I started a light dilution regime a few days ago- nothing too severe. Then this morning I started on the hardcore dilution along with about 10 brewers' yeast tablets, and three multi vitamins.

Not all at once- I took five Brewers' yeast and a vitamine this morning at about 9 (drug court was at 3) and then another 5 brewers' yeast and 2 more multi vitamins. All this with about 8 quarts of water spread over about 4 hours.

peeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeee
peeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeee
peeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeee

Oh- I also added some apple cider vinegar to the water- maybe 1/2 ounce each glass.

As soon as I walked into the court building I took 4 325mg aspirin and just a little more water (couldn't HOLD anymore).

I was tox-ed about 20 minutes later and came up NEGATIVE!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Thank the gawds because the judge told me he was going to give me a double sanction if I was dirty. That's 2 weeks.

My counselor had mentioned in my court report that I had started an exercise regime and that was probably why I showed dirty, but the judge said I don't have enough fat for that to be true (I'm 5'2'' and about 130- slightly thick).

So, I will abstain but just in case I will do the water, brewers' yeast, vitamin and aspirin thing until 4/21 on the days I have reason to believe I may be tox-ed.

ya me!

NOW I GO PEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE

When I got to drug court I took 4 aspirin and a little more water.....peed again.

MissMorbid Reviewed by MissMorbid on 03-29-2005. Meet that Morbid Miss Hello folks. I am unable to partake at the moment...I'm in the drug court system. Bummer for me. They were under the impression I hadn't smoked since the end of January, and I hadn't until the weekend before last when some friends from out of town came up. I was tox-ed on 3/21 and came up dirty even though I had taken measures (albeit weak ones) not to. Figured that since I smoked such a minimal amount it would be scrubbed out pretty quickly. Ah well. Knowing I was going to drug Rating: 5

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