Toast, please stop insulting me. I have done my research.

My point is that the Specimen Validity test doesn't have anything to do with whether the urine is synthetic or human.

If I do the dilution method, I can still fail the SV test if I don't have enough creatinine in my system; that doesn't mean my urine isn't human.

The genetic test you mention IS the one I'm worried they will ask us to sign off on and take, because they are so fiercely religious and ignorant.

I don't think you're following what I've written. I will bullet point it for you one more time:
  • I've already purchased a dried sample of clean, HUMAN urine from ureasample.com
  • I'm interested in hearing from people who have purchased from this vendor and whether they are reliable.