How fabulous you had a great time, but I'm sad you've been cheating on me this whole time, you couldn't wait for me? Haha.

Anyways, I'm sorry about John, but this new guy, sounds alright. As long as you had a good time.

Plus, with you going into the Army, are you sure your boobs are going to fit into your uniform? You might have the WMDs on your chest.

Love ya, Reb.
Samwhore Reviewed by Samwhore on . Ahhhhhh I have a date tonight with a Military Police Officer! So I broke up with my fiance John a while ago and after that I lived with my boyfriend Rob and then 6 months after that we broke up (he cheated on me with a goth chick) I met Ed. That all didn't go so well. For the last year I have felt like absolute crap emotionally. I've just been focusing on getting in shape for the Army and having some good laughs with friends. So I've been single for about a month and decided I wanted to try to find someone who could be a friend and then possibly more. Rating: 5