How fabulous you had a great time, but I'm sad you've been cheating on me this whole time, you couldn't wait for me? Haha.

Anyways, I'm sorry about John, but this new guy, sounds alright. As long as you had a good time.

Plus, with you going into the Army, are you sure your boobs are going to fit into your uniform? You might have the WMDs on your chest.

Love ya, Reb.