Come on...say it...

[BoomBazookaJoe420]

me and my boyfriend had sex 6 times in one day!! and they were all fucking great

BoomBazookaJoe420 Reviewed by BoomBazookaJoe420 on 06-02-2005. Come on...say it... Admit one thing about yourself...it must be sex related. It's not like we're going to see you in the grocery store, so spill it! I'll go first: The first time I kissed a girl I was 9. It was also the last time I kissed a girl. Rating: 5

[BrAiN DAmAGE]

I had sex first time when i was 14 with an 18 prostitute gal

[DonnieDarko]

My first sexual experience was at age 3. My teenage baby sitter made me put my fingers in the "horsey's mouth". Horsey appeared from the bathroom after she dropped her drawers. If I had one wish, I'd wish to meet this chick (now approx 60 yo).

No trauma, or bad effects, I just want to see if she remembers.

[Bain fArt]

Lol that fucking face o nyour avatar is scaring the shit out of me and any trace of a bone that I mighta been carrying....

[Bain fArt]

My first sexual experience was at age 3. My teenage baby sitter made me put my fingers in the "horsey's mouth". Horsey appeared from the bathroom after she dropped her drawers. If I had one wish, I'd wish to meet this chick (now approx 60 yo).

No trauma, or bad effects, I just want to see if she remembers.

Lol seriously? are you pulling my leg? thats hot i want my babysitter to make me put my tractor in the barn.. :-\ none of this horsey shit..

[Euphoric]

My first sexual experience was at age 3. My teenage baby sitter made me put my fingers in the "horsey's mouth". Horsey appeared from the bathroom after she dropped her drawers. If I had one wish, I'd wish to meet this chick (now approx 60 yo).

No trauma, or bad effects, I just want to see if she remembers.

..just..wow.

[daZenfmeister]

Okay I mreally doubt anyone will believe me on this one but I swear to god it's true: I had an orgy type thing last night...there was me, my girlfriend, a girl i'd known since the second grade and her boyfriend, and this really cute girl who just broke up with her boyfriend. So we were at the girl who id known since second grades b-day party and we had a cake fight (i got it pretty bad) and so after that we were all messy so we went to her boyfriends motel his name is matt and her name is jen, the cute girl is taryn and my g/f is chels' and so at matt's place he has one big bed and we all go and jump on it after we get cleaned up. So we're just this pile of people all intertwined.

After a while of talkin and joking around about how its gonna turn into an orgy, my g/f decides to take her shirt off and so I'm just like okay thats great and then all the girls take their shirts off and then my g/f takes of my shirt and matt takes his off, then after a few minutes of biting and licking i decide to start rubbing the crotch of both my g/f and taryn and then we start getting more naked, everyone takes their bra's off and me and matt take our pants off and after a few minutes everyone is just wearing underwear.

So then I decided to actually finger my g/f and taryn at the same time, damn both of my hands on two dripping wet pussy's i think i was the happiest man on earth. But I really wanted to fuck taryn and I feel bad because my g/f didn't turn me on that much at that point all i wanted to do was fuck that cute little girl........oh well my girlfriend got up on my lap and started rubbing her pussy and ass all over my crotch area and so I got some loving too. Oh and somewhere in there i had both my g/f and taryn rubbing around on top of me and i loved it.

Then the alarm went off cause it was 12:15 am and we all had to get dressed and go home =( i was sad to say the least because i wanted to get some action, but i told my g/f that id much rather have a threesome with jen or taryn and her, she was down with that =D!!!! But at the end matt was giving all his attention to taryn and leaving his g/f all alone and i felt bad for her and i was gonna finger her too but we had to go.

[DonnieDarko]

Lol seriously? are you pulling my leg? thats hot i want my babysitter to make me put my tractor in the barn.. :-\ none of this horsey shit..

yes, it's the truth. It wasn't hot because I was 3, but I remember it. She was a kid (16 or so) herself, back around 1960.

[DonnieDarko]

Meister, it sounds like a great night ..... Not exactly an orgy, maybe a Penthouse letter, and definitely something you'll want to keep in your memory for as long as possible.

[daZenfmeister]

Well yeah but if we'd had all night then i guarantee it would have become a full out orgy, taryn was like riding matt even though he still had his underwear on. and my girlfriend kept reaching down my pants.