you know what the best dealer is

[ermitonto]

From what I hear, if you want to get drugs somewhere else in the country, FedEx is a relatively safe service to use. Think about it, they make their money by transporting parcels in a timely manner to satisfy the customer. That is their main goal as a company. They don't make any money or save any time by checking the contents of each parcel looking for drugs, and law enforcement and their drug dogs have more important things to do at their jobs than examine the day's FedEx parcels. Plus the people who run FedEx are economists; don't think they don't know the scale of the American drug trade and the business they would lose if they were to carry out strict anti-drug policies.

[Atom Bong]

isnt that a mitch hedburg joke...r.i.p :'(

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Wouldn't it technically be rediculously simple to mail acid sheets/tabs through the mail?

genius

[Looker]

THE BEST WOULD BE A VENDING MACHINE...

ANONYMOUS, CONVENIENT, AND YOU ALWAYS KNOW WHERE IT IS....

[BUZz UK]

Hahahahah, the package he delivered me supplied. We just ripped off a piece of the packaging paper and rolled a fatty joint. Just kidding, none of that really happened. hahhahahahaha, just a fantasy.

fantasising about the fed-ex man, eh J.....