Well, all I have to say about civil war in this country, is the side that gets the US military wins.

Period.

Trailer folk in the middle of Alabama can think they're going to kick-start the glorious revolution with their small arms, but I don't care who you are, if one man has an SKS and the other has a laser guided precision missile that can fly down a fucking chimney and explode in someones dining room while they are cutting into their steak... well, you figure out who's gonna win that one.