"Speed is a drag, it's a big big drag,
Sets your mind on fire, makes your organ sag,
Coke is a joke, rather take a toke
Than be brokin' and 'a chokin' with the brain cells smokin'
Trippin on acid makes you flacid
DMT too rich for me
Heroin aquarium, a nice pond box you bury in,
Marijuana makes me wanna eat candy and eat Madonna,
With her hair bleached by peroxide,
Huffin on some nitrous oxide.

Well, I've tried 'em all and I might sound queer,
But my favorite drug is a nice cold beer...
Beer, beer, beer, beer,
Beer, beer, beer, beer
Beer, beer, beer, beer,
We love beer.

I get thrills from pills, but mostly chills
From robitussin and a bottle of nyquil
Ecstacy's OK with me
On airplane glue you sneeze "achoo"
Mohawk girl with needle in her neck
Nervous wreck, gotta call collect
Nicotine is so obscene
And caffeine only makes me mean
Huffin spray paint aint so quaint
It gives you headaches and makes you faint,
Hash is a gasp, like a blast from the past,
But trying to hunt it down is a pain in the ass...

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