Quote Originally Posted by killerweed420
I wouldn't use a condom,they break to easy. Pickup a small travel bottle of shampoo thats 2 to 3 ounces and flush it out thoroughly. Nuke it for about 10 seconds and store it in your crotch. You really need a digital thermometer or something to help make sure the temp is staying correct. I wouldn't use anyones urine that is on prescriptions. Some will show a false positive for other things and then you have to explain to MRO why you're positive for something you don't have a prescription for. Subbing with synthetic urine would be much better.
Dillution depends on how much you've smoked over the last month or so. If its just a blunt or 2 a week dillution may work but you really should test yourself at home to be sure. If the jobs important to you spend a couple bucks to insure you get it.
Well as far as the condom goes, it would be a trojan obviously. I've yet to ever have one break during sex much less the probability of one breaking in my crotch. As far as the travel bottle thing, I can get one of those easily, but the only thing is keeping it at the right temp. Since it's hard plastic, I would assume heating it up and keeping it body temperature would be a very hard thing to achieve. I have the test on tuesday or wednesday, I am going tonight to get the materials necessary. I talked to my girlfriend and she told me the only prescrip. she is on is Ocella, which is birth control.

So at walmart I will be picking up a pack of non-lubed trojan condoms, a travel shampoo bottle, and a human digital thermometer.
I am assuming this is the type of thermometer I am going to need?


Also, sticking it between the bottom of my sack and my anus is where I want to tuck it, right?

I plan to probably do not only the dilution method but the sub method just incase something with the sub method does not go correctly. I am just scared about keeping the bottle at body temperature, if I don't I'm fucked.

I've been smoking pretty much everyday up until about a week and a half ago. I abstained for 1 week, then smoked about 1 gram 2-3 days ago and haven't touched it since.