Whizzinator heating pads HELP!!!

[Deige]

Thanks Deige, I do have one final question. I don't really have any tight underwear, so I was thinking about getting some duct tape and taping the QF to my very inner thigh, right beside the testicles. That is, the side that's going to be taped is not the side that has the heat pack rubber banded on. I'm going to wear baggy pants so I'm sure no one will be able to see. What do you think about this idea? Any other suggestions for concealment?

Ive tried this as well and it can be a little painful, as well as noisy. An Ace bandage will work alot better and won't be pulling your leg hairs. If this is your last resort and don't have time, it will work.

[angjen0816]

dude, just invest a few bucks into some whitey tightys. dont use duct tape! It can rip the hell out of your leg and it will be noisy and time consuming. you want as simple of a transfer as possible. as a chick, i am lucky, i just pop the bottle under my boob and i am good to go

[cofergus]

****Mods- please dont move my thread I would like people to see this one first instead of the Oregon one. These questions below are what I really wanted answered. The only reason I started the other thread was to make people aware that Oregon might not be the only state being nazi. Please dont move my thread or tell me what I can do to keep this a seperate thread. *****


I was hoping someone could put me at ease about since I will be a first time subber sometime in the next year, hopefully before all the states catch on:

1) Is 2-3 ounces enough? I know that SEC and LEW has stated that you are only required by law to give 2 ounces and most of the time they ask for more only to dump the excess in the toilet. I am paranoid that even if I have the 3oz quick fix and dont fill it up to the line they mark or tell me to that they will ask me to resubmit. As we all know, quick fix IS THE BACKUP so once the quick fix is gone, your screwed if asked to resubmit.

2) I have heard from others in the forum that even though this can occur naturally in human urine, quick fix can be red flagged for not foaming or having an odor. Once again if something tips off the collector, you could be asked for another sample and are screwed

3) I know from two posts that Oregon and Hawaii are now testing for something that is not in quick fix 5.7. Enter the Canadian version that supposedly takes care of this, but I have not read any stories of people using this, any success stories, or if this solves the "issues" of smell and natural foaming.

I know that it all depends on the facility and how much they want to mess with you, but like most of you I cant take any chances. The worst thing (other than failing) that I can think of after successfully subbing would be to be asked to resubmit a sample knowing you have no more quick fix you can carry on your person and no clean urine of your own. The more you draw attention to your sample the higher the chance that they will screw with you.

I will accept answers/ideas/comments from anyone, but I was hoping the regulars and experts on this forum could help me out before I place my order. Paranoia sucks.

[webdox]

Firstly, please don't go telling the fine people who run this forum how to conduct their business or how to enforce the TOS you agreed to when signing up here.

2nd, sec and lew are users at a completely different forum. Stop asking for their help here. This isn't mj.com

3rd, your questions have already been answered this and other threads here. It's rude to keep asking them over and over.

4th, STOP bumping your threads. You are not any more or less important than the other people who are coming here looking for help who obide by the rules.

[cofergus]

First off the threads that I bumped that you are referring to were from over a year ago. I didnt bump any threads since then. Secondly, all of the questions that I posted on "My concerns about quick fix in 2010" were not answered. How can anyone find my thread and me get more opinions than just yours when the mods keep moving it all the time. My Oregon thread was already hijacked and I cant seem to keep my questions on here without some mod moving it. I simply asked PLEASE not to move it, it wasnt like I was pissed or anything. I know that the last two times that I have listed my questions as a seperate thread there were a little less than 100 views in a couple of hours, but no responses. This doesnt suprise me since I cant keep it up there for more than that without the mods adding it to my other thread that technically doesnt have anything to do with the questions I specifically wanted answered. Lastly, I havent EVER asked for SEC or LEW's advice. All I did was merely mention their names in my argument of whether 2-3 ounces was enought so that anyone who didnt know why I was mentioning their profile names could look and read their threads. I know this isnt MJ.com but it certaintly seems that MOST of the threads including IamN2Pot's sub and dilution threads are on both website. By placing the exact same thread on two different websites, I was hoping to get a variety of opinions and responses. Instead the mods keep consolidating and moving my 4-5 questions that I desperately would like to know the answer to

[Burnt Toast]

If the forum PTB feels that a particular thread needs to be moved or merged, then they have every right to do the deed, since its their forum they have to organize and maintain.

They are completely correct in moving and merging posts to avoid having the forum cluttered up with duplicate threads and threads dealing with the same topic. If a user somehow finds that disagreeable, then perhaps this forum is not for him/her.

Reposting the same thread over and over is not going to make you any more recoginizable or get you your answers any sooner, and can be treated as turboposting or even spamming.

Just be patient. You'll eventually get answers to your questions if a reader has them.

I'll tell you one thing, many of your questions such as specimen volume have been answered many times throughout the forum. The Search button is your friend.

[OldHead09]

I NEED AN ANSWER FROM SOMEONE THAT KNOWS FIRST-HAND...NOT A GUESS!!!

I have searched EVERYWHERE for the answer to my question and nobody has seemed to answer it definitively. I NEED to know if the heating pads that come with the whizzinator (mycoal brand, with some japanese writing on them) are any different then the heating pads you can get at a camping/sporting goods store. For obvious reasons, the company will not answer me because they want me to buy their replacement heating pads. Do they have different amounts of reactive material to keep from over-heating. If they are the same as the ones you can buy at the store, is there any difference in getting the HAND warmers vs. TOE warmers at the store. Does one put out more heat than the others. By the way, the Whizzinator lives again, just dont ask about using it for drug testing, it is a sex device. If you need a pic of the handwarmers that come with the whizz, its on their website at index

Thanks in advance

Just strap the urine bag to your mid section for 2 hours prior and it will be body temp...

[webdox]

...all of the questions that I posted on "My concerns about quick fix in 2010" were not answered.

Really? They were, it seems you just don't like the answers because they don't confirm your worries. Burnt Toast already told you about your question 1, the answer can be found in countless old posts here if you used the search button.

Questions 2 and 3 were answered by Deige, Jerry G, and myself not once but twice. NO, you are not going to fail for foaming or odor, no matter how many times or ways you ask. Looking for more "opinions" at that point by asking again and again is ignore worthy. You are focusing on a couple of random posts over 1000's maybe even 10's of 1000's of success stories.

Just forget the QF and use real pee from a donor you know or buy it over the internet. Problem solved. Synthetic isn't for everyone, you seem like a nice person and I understand you are just worried but this route doesn't seem suited to you. Again, best of luck

[cofergus]

The problem is that this is the ONLY method I can take. Is it possible to take these questions that I want answered/reanswered and change the name of the thread that the mods moved the questions to. I doubt I will get very many views under my old post of Whizzinator pads and when I try to make the questions a seperate thread it gets moved. I am trying to go by guidelines as I love this site and the people who have posted here. All I want to do is get more views or responses to my questions. Not the Oregon or the Whizzinator threads that I doubt will get me any more views or responses to the questions I want answered or as you say have already been answered. How can I get my questions not tied in with previous posts or change the thread name to get more views

Thanks for all the support and answers that people have given me thus far

[butch100]

Practice maintaining temperature with your QF. Tucking it under your "Nether" reagion is the best way to maintain temp over long periods of time. QF can be reheated over and over, so don't worry about ruining it. You guys will be just fine.

Just passed 10 panel @ Labcorp last week with QF 5.7, I posted this storage solution in another thread but I'll post it here as well, cut the bottom off some socks (about 3-5 inches) and sew into the elastic of tighty whites, this makes a convince "pocket" that enables me to carry my QF with me at all times as when we get chosen you get walked over to HR and have NO time for moving to crotch, ect. Of course I keep a small heater pad in my "pocket" at all times, keeps it at a nice 98-99 range. My 5.7 had been re-heated over 200 times and still worked!.