man once my cuzzin was at my house he opend my door to a cabnet and for some reason was gonna piss in it,,
i yelled at him and told him "your about to piss on my clothes motherfucker"
my mom heard me,,came upstairs to find him standing there hold his dick with me yelling at him to get the fuk out of my room, my house , my life
try to explain to a mom why your cuzz is gonna piss on ya clothes
you know what he said,'i though that was a window'
like it was ok to piss on my roof or some shit,the dumass,

that's the funniest thing I've heard n awhile!!! and it's even funnier cause I'm baked, prolly the 3rd most ever