Quote Originally Posted by az666
once i went to a party wid a Q of hash....drunk a shit load of alcohol....smoked about an 8th of tha hash....thought i was gunna puke ran off didnt puke....then i dont really remember but i was told i brought out a new case of beer from my bag drunk most of it....threw the rest around then passed out face down in the car park.....to be found in the mornin by his dad.....
Then i got a lift home with a girl i hadnt seen in about 8 years when i got home my parents came down cause i was being noisy...they found me standing there in my boxers...my dad let me in the house i closed the door behind me and took a piss behind the door infront of my dad...lol....i dont remember any of it but thats what my parents told me in the mornin...
lol....i dont remember any of it but thats what my parents told me in the mornin...
yep u was fucked the hell up alright,


man once my cuzzin was at my house he opend my door to a cabnet and for some reason was gonna piss in it,,
i yelled at him and told him "your about to piss on my clothes motherfucker"
my mom heard me,,came upstairs to find him standing there hold his dick with me yelling at him to get the fuk out of my room, my house , my life
try to explain to a mom why your cuzz is gonna piss on ya clothes
you know what he said,'i though that was a window'
like it was ok to piss on my roof or some shit,the dumass,

imagine waking up to see that ,he never slept in my room again,
cuzzin or not
peace