Wuts Tha Most F*** Up Uve Ever Been?

[Not Enough Herb]

last night i was pretty fucked

dunno if it was the most fucked but i dont give a shit

i was on like 125 mg of morphiene and i smoked like 4 bowls out of my bong

i was fucked up and i eneded up puking but it was cool

later

[Reefer Rogue]

if you remember it
its probly the second most fucked up you've been
or something like that
so here is mine
i drank some moonshine ,ate some acid and smoked who knows how much

i woke up in my yard with some chick i never seen before
who didnt know my name iether or how she got there
she had no shirt on and my sister got mad cuase i gave her one of hers

ive not seen her since

Ha that's awesome.

The most fucked i've been is probably between two occasions. The first, i drank 3 beers, 2 shots of vodka and 6 shots of 151 then i smoked a blunt. I was out of it, i think i fell in a puddle and pissed on some guys car. Then the other time must've been when i smoked 8 bowls to the face and then smoked a blunt. Good times.

[az666]

once i went to a party wid a Q of hash....drunk a shit load of alcohol....smoked about an 8th of tha hash....thought i was gunna puke ran off didnt puke....then i dont really remember but i was told i brought out a new case of beer from my bag drunk most of it....threw the rest around then passed out face down in the car park.....to be found in the mornin by his dad.....
Then i got a lift home with a girl i hadnt seen in about 8 years when i got home my parents came down cause i was being noisy...they found me standing there in my boxers...my dad let me in the house i closed the door behind me and took a piss behind the door infront of my dad...lol....i dont remember any of it but thats what my parents told me in the mornin...

[NowhereMan]

once i went to a party wid a Q of hash....drunk a shit load of alcohol....smoked about an 8th of tha hash....thought i was gunna puke ran off didnt puke....then i dont really remember but i was told i brought out a new case of beer from my bag drunk most of it....threw the rest around then passed out face down in the car park.....to be found in the mornin by his dad.....
Then i got a lift home with a girl i hadnt seen in about 8 years when i got home my parents came down cause i was being noisy...they found me standing there in my boxers...my dad let me in the house i closed the door behind me and took a piss behind the door infront of my dad...lol....i dont remember any of it but thats what my parents told me in the mornin...

lol....i dont remember any of it but thats what my parents told me in the mornin...
yep u was fucked the hell up alright,


man once my cuzzin was at my house he opend my door to a cabnet and for some reason was gonna piss in it,,
i yelled at him and told him "your about to piss on my clothes motherfucker"
my mom heard me,,came upstairs to find him standing there hold his dick with me yelling at him to get the fuk out of my room, my house , my life
try to explain to a mom why your cuzz is gonna piss on ya clothes
you know what he said,'i though that was a window'
like it was ok to piss on my roof or some shit,the dumass,

imagine waking up to see that ,he never slept in my room again,
cuzzin or not
peace

[NowhereMan]

once i went to a party wid a Q of hash....drunk a shit load of alcohol....smoked about an 8th of tha hash....thought i was gunna puke ran off didnt puke....then i dont really remember but i was told i brought out a new case of beer from my bag drunk most of it....threw the rest around then passed out face down in the car park.....to be found in the mornin by his dad.....
Then i got a lift home with a girl i hadnt seen in about 8 years when i got home my parents came down cause i was being noisy...they found me standing there in my boxers...my dad let me in the house i closed the door behind me and took a piss behind the door infront of my dad...lol....i dont remember any of it but thats what my parents told me in the mornin...

lol....i dont remember any of it but thats what my parents told me in the mornin...
yep u was fucked the hell up alright,


man once my cuzzin was at my house he opend my door to a cabnet and for some reason was gonna piss in it,,
i yelled at him and told him "your about to piss on my clothes motherfucker"
my mom heard me,,came upstairs to find him standing there hold his dick with me yelling at him to get the fuk out of my room, my house , my life
try to explain to a mom why your cuzz is gonna piss on ya clothes
you know what he said,'i though that was a window'
like it was ok to piss on my roof or some shit,the dumass,

imagine waking up to see that ,he never slept in my room again,
cuzzin or not
peace

[EverydayJunglist]

come on guys alcohol don't count.thats fucked up az666 ive pissed on my living room floor because i think i thought it was my bathroom a couple times.My mom's found me naked on the bathroom floor(dont know wtf i was doing).I've tried to get with my best buds girlfriend.And thats only what people had the ball to tell me i did.I know how to hold my shit but sometimes you know,you have a couple valiums or xanax with the bourbon and all hell breaks loose.Alcohol fucks you up.I've jigged some nasty bitches too,i think we can all say we did that......right???

[SmokinThaHaze]

Lol no man, I never smoke around nasty bitches, that just might be me though.........

[tokinsmoke]

hey z.......
remember when i passed out in ur floor?
i was really fucked up.......i mean REALLY fucked up.....
second thought i think we were all fucked up....
toker had to help me walk home that night....

omg that was soooo funny...

and the time we got all the
opium and went to hamlin with josh and
u looked up and thought we were going through that house.....
and the cops flippin on their lights and josh freakin out

i laughed my fuckin ass off.....
i will never forget that picture u took of me all
fucked......i think u still got that......

anywho.......
we have had some really "fucked up" times....
lol

peace

[NowhereMan]

hey z.......
remember when i passed out in ur floor?
i was really fucked up.......i mean REALLY fucked up.....
second thought i think we were all fucked up....
toker had to help me walk home that night....

omg that was soooo funny...

and the time we got all the
opium and went to hamlin with josh and
u looked up and thought we were going through that house.....
and the cops flippin on their lights and josh freakin out

i laughed my fuckin ass off.....
i will never forget that picture u took of me all
fucked......i think u still got that......

anywho.......
we have had some really "fucked up" times....
lol

peace

i refuse to answer that on the grounds it "WILL" incriminate me
but in nine months ill help yaw celebrate when you smoke agian

and josh cant drive for shit,he one scary mofo to ride with when you have left teeth in the dashboard and had ya back fucked up in a wreck,i cant relax in a car with him,maybe if on 3 or 4 xanax,lol but i doubt it i dont want in No more wrecks of any kind,and he is one waiting to happen,
str8 or stoned he is the same,he just cant drive

toker has about 5 minutes to wake up and get here if he wants to toke some my Birthday hash stash,its about gone,ive been up a while.

pic is of what i had friday,now ive got very little,wished id of saved the whole chunk for now,

[tokinsmoke]

i dont know if hes up yet or not.....
go wake his ass up....

lol

peace