Just smoke some opium and youll be off.
I was in my friends basement, and we smoked like 3 or 4 bowls of pot mixed with some sticky ass opie, and ive never been higher
i was siting on his couch watching two of my other friends play C-Lo, and the dice got fuckin huge, either that or i fuckin shrunck down to the size of a fuckin ant, i couldnt move for like 2 hours
it was the SHIT