Another poster gave you the solution to your problem, take them out until the heat goes down, and your response is "No, what I want is a way(a trick, a technicality, a loop) to evade the law and laugh at it."

You said you want to work with kids, an MJ bust will surely affect that negatively, and what if you get jail time? but your willing to risk it instead of just going the safe route for a couple months until the cops go away.

Whats wrong with us?