Introduce yourself in your native slang

[RIP ODB]

im a brown person (puerto rican) so i talk between regular, 'street' and have a small massachusettes accent (dont pronounce my r's normal).

whats up g, what you been up to nigga, i just got this new caa(car) and its 'eally(really) nice

I never heard of someone with a Boston accent not pronouncing their "rs" at the beginning of the word.

A Bostonian would say "Let's go to the Boston Gahden."

But they would also say "Fuck Alex Rodriguez." They still say the R sound at beginning of words.

You would never hear "Fuck 'Andy Johnson" or "my cah is 'eally nice"

I think you just made that up.