'Ey, wassup? Iss cold up 'ere in the moun'ns, eh?

I grew up close to the Canadian border (Québec specifically) so my English is closer to Canadian than American. And you can always tell somebody is from my mountains by the way they say the word "mountain". The "oun" just becomes a nasal "ou" sound, and the "tai" is just a catch of the breath like the hyphen in the word "uh-oh". Same with the word "something": sum'm.