Introduce yourself in your native slang

[Creeper]

Whats goin' on quiffy! :P

[RIP ODB]

Where the figawi?

[Creeper]

hallo ich bin Molerat. vo bist du?

My moms full german, lol. Ich bin in Maine. I can speak the language just cant type it worth a shit. I visit Neu Ulm in the summers.

[ermitonto]

'Ey, wassup? Iss cold up 'ere in the moun'ns, eh?

I grew up close to the Canadian border (Québec specifically) so my English is closer to Canadian than American. And you can always tell somebody is from my mountains by the way they say the word "mountain". The "oun" just becomes a nasal "ou" sound, and the "tai" is just a catch of the breath like the hyphen in the word "uh-oh". Same with the word "something": sum'm.

[daZenfmeister]

Hello, My name is Sam. It's a pleasure to meat you!

[daZenfmeister]

Hello, My name is Sam. It's a pleasure to meat you!

HAHA I spelled meet wrong

[PurpnCoke34]

Whats up wit cha boy..

shiiiiiit, Im just chillin at da crib right now. Hopin to find some of dem budz soon. Cause Im laxed as hell waitin on ya boy, Now, holla at me later and I'll be blunted. Itsa bet shawty.

[tagnamestek]

ayyo sup foo im TeK89 E781 wit the BRI you?

[SmokinThaHaze]

Wuddup mayne keepin it gangsta here ya herd lookin ta score sum fat stacks down by the block its gon be off da chain fo sheezy.........holla atcha boy

[knuckles fearon]

alrite mucker, 'bout ye? any craic wit yeh the day? headin down the conny's fer 2 gub a couple E's an neck a bo'l bucky? then pop doun fer a ruby an start on sum huppie fer slabberin bout yer ma. fuckin rite we'll do the wee ballix's knees in.

try an suss that one