I agree w/ fakeboobs that you shouldn't take the diuretics. there's a reason you need a prescription for those types of drugs, as it may be dangerous to certain susceptible individuals. however i'm not "playing up" anything in regards to the interaction between NSAIDS and loop diuretics, just trying to save you a trip to the hospital. my experience as a nationally certified pharmacy technician and a 5th year pharmacy student tells me the interactions between loop diuretics (such as furosemide) and NSAIDS have well be established and can be fatal when taken in combination. use your judgment!

diuretics may very well dilute your urine to the point of it being mostly water. however, this may be necessary to lower your urine THC metabolite concentration below the 50ng cutoff if you've been smoking daily for a while (several months). i would suggest taking several at-home drug tests to see where you're at in terms of how much THC is built up in your system. find out what the least amount of water you can drink is w/ passing.

the reason i suggested taking 15-20 grams of creatine is because of the nature of the uptake of creatine in the human body. creatine is taken into the muscle from the bloodstream until a certain maximal concentration is built up (in the muscle tissue). ONLY THEN excess creatine will be expelled into your urine via the kidneys (which is what your want). if you are lean and muscular, you may have to take as much as 15-20g for this to happen. however, if you're lanky and have little muscle than 5-10g (as fake boobs suggested) may be enough to saturate your muscle tissue.

in terms of aspirin, i'm not sure if it interferes w/ EMIT (perhaps it does) to be honest. you won't OD if you take four, but it is definitely not easy on your liver and stomach....that i AM sure of. again--use your judgment!