How do i pass an observed test?

[highrlearning]

:jointsmile:Needing a liitle help here. I have an observed test comimg up soon. Does anyone have any suggestions about using a fake penis that urinates for you? What's the best, where to get one, do they really work??

highrlearning Reviewed by highrlearning on 07-15-2009. How do i pass an observed test? :jointsmile:Needing a liitle help here. I have an observed test comimg up soon. Does anyone have any suggestions about using a fake penis that urinates for you? What's the best, where to get one, do they really work?? Rating: 5

[killerweed420]

I believe the company that makes the whizzinator got nailed by the feds a few months ago. You could probably make your own with a platic tube rubberbanede to the underside of your penis. Its really not worth it though. If your on probation and get caught trying to cheat you'll be in deep shit. I would just go with dillution instead.

[gypski]

If we had an honest SCOTUS, these piss tests would be a violation of the 4nd Amendment and the 5th. Even an employer cannot demand you to take a test. They have to have probable cause too that you are doing or possibly doing somehting illegal and would violate their employment rules. But somehow, they managed to slide this on to the civil aspect and tie it in that way. Just like with the DUI thing for refusal and taking away your right to self-incrimination. Its the legislators who allowed this to happen, change and modify at will and without actual consent of the people. the federal employment laws, and the courts wrongly enforce it. Just another portion of our rights taken by those who supposedly support the constitution, the American Political Bible.

Thanks for the rant room. Not getting enough meds lately!!! :jointsmile:

[highrlearning]

thanks for the advice. i think if if i get caught using either method i'm screwed but have to risk it. i'd rather go down trying. i got some advice from another forum about something called the "Pissinator". i went ahead and ordered it but still waiting. supposedly its totally quiet and looks and feels like my johnson. hope they were right. anyone ever used one? whenever my pissinator cums in i'll give an update.

[momo1313]

thanks for the advice. i think if if i get caught using either method i'm screwed but have to risk it. i'd rather go down trying. i got some advice from another forum about something called the "Pissinator". i went ahead and ordered it but still waiting. supposedly its totally quiet and looks and feels like my johnson. hope they were right. anyone ever used one? whenever my pissinator cums in i'll give an update.

Hey how'd it go with the pissinator, I have seen you have not posted an update on the subject, which makes me wonder. Help, where did you get it.