I have a wonderful 12" blue swirly bong... Bought it for $25 from a good friend who was going to the Army... Hits like a pro!

I remember one time, the guy I used to buy from brought all of these high school girls (I'm 90% sure they were just fucking him for weed) over my friend's place, and one of them pulled out a Roor from her brother that she had stolen for the weekend, and started to brag about it. I can't stand unnecessary bragging about name-brand stuff (weed OR smoking paraphernalia) as well as theft. She then proceeded to break up the weed into huge chunks, and then took a tiny little shaky hit from this 3' bong, coughed and all, we passed it around, etc.

I brought out my baby blue, packed it the RIGHT way, and then proceeded to pass it around... She took a hit, and ended up coughing and sputtering, as well as ejecting the cherry from the bowl onto my friend's new couch... It was utter FAIL. Finally, my friend kicked the guy and his girls out... They were just so goddamn annoying, like they were the type of people who only get stoned as an alternative to getting drunk.

I'm willing to help out a newbie stoner, I'm GLAD to. But these newbies were just so freaking irritating... Ugh. Totally ruined the vibe.

Anyway... Any positive bong stories??