My roommate back in the day decided it was going to be a good idea to spend his check on a new tube and a phat sack. Long story short, we get the bong back to the apartment, he runs to the door with bong in bag, reaches into pocket for keys, and crunch. $120 down the shitter in a loud crunch as the bong ripped through the bag and shattered into a million pieces on the front stoop.

I threw up in the back of my throat and kinda shrieked simultaneously. One of the most horrific things I have ever seen.

The only parts that were salvagable were the stem and the bowl, so after we got the aforementioned satchel, we macgyvered that to a big gatorade bottle and gummed up the seams. Voila, the worlds first $120 gatorade bong.

True story, just thought someone may have one like it. I feel better about the traumatic experience now that I have shared it with you all. I feel as if I can move on.

Shout out to DP there... word

Holy crap I smoked too much... :wtf::stoned::wtf: