A story that will make any stoner cry

[Synthesizer Man]

What kind of person leaves 3Gs worth of weed in the woods in the open?

I knew this kid who did that.

He was a dealer, hid his stash between some trees in the park. One day the council sent some people to cut the trees down, and they found it and called the cops.

They found his prints on the stash and traced it back to him.