A story that will make any stoner cry

[Gothen]

What kind of person leaves 3Gs worth of weed in the woods in the open?

I bet they thought since it was in the middle of nowhere, in the middle of the woods, what chance is there somebody is going to find it?

I mean, honestly. That shit had to have been fated to happen. A million to one odds....the Stoner Gods must have been asleep when this happened.