Well hopefully you're all better now. I am on Zoloft for depression. I took 300mg every single day for 3 years before weaning down to 100mg day.

I do believe the whole thing was psychosymatic, as the Zoloft would most likely made you have the shits, or upset stomach, or keep you from getting a hard on for a week.

It cannot be used in the way you prescribed yourself.

Zoloft takes about 4-6 weeks to take effect. It supresses re-absorption of seratonin to make more available when you need it. But it takes time for this blood chemistry to work, so odds are you just freaked out.

Taking Zoloft to get high is like eating your own shit in front of a chick to get a date.

It wont work.

By the way you sound, you may want to take 100mg a day for 6 weeks and then see how you feel. In the meantime, I would pound the Xanax if I were you.