"Then I have to double up to even sleep at night?.sheesh!"

We're nocturnal.
We have no eyelids.
Can slip through a gap the size of a usb port.
Have no respect for privacy, or gravity.
And a reptillian code of ethics.

No get me wrong.
We're moral, but that morality is quite different from what humans, call ethical
behavior.
Quite frankly, what humans call ethical behavior, is what keeps us up all night!

Aloha,
Weezard