I'm a heavy smoker and have a pre-employment drug test in 2 days! Shit...

I am going to sub my urine since this seems to be the most reliable way for me to pass the test. I have trustworthy people who I know are clean and are willing to piss for me, so that is not an issue. But I do have a couple of questions...

What kind of container should I use? I was thinking a travel shampoo bottle because I am afraid of a condom popping/breaking. Is either one better than the other and for what reasons?

Also, I plan on having someone pee in the container for me VERY SOON before my test. Immediately after they pee in the container I was going to tape it to the base of my scrotum. Hopefully, there will be no more than 45 minutes to an hour between the time my buddy pees in the container and my actual test. Is this a short enough period for the urine to remain warm?

Thanks guys! Wish me luck!
nodeal Reviewed by nodeal on . Left with no choice but to substitute urine! I'm a heavy smoker and have a pre-employment drug test in 2 days! Shit... I am going to sub my urine since this seems to be the most reliable way for me to pass the test. I have trustworthy people who I know are clean and are willing to piss for me, so that is not an issue. But I do have a couple of questions... What kind of container should I use? I was thinking a travel shampoo bottle because I am afraid of a condom popping/breaking. Is either one better than the other and for what Rating: 5