probation "exit" ua

[hazedandinfused]

hi all,

heres the scoop i am coming up on the end of 1 year's supervised probation! :thumbsup: charged for dui / possesion of less than one ounce of marijuana

i have passed every single ua for the entire length of my probation even the first one which i assured my p.o. i would probobly fail

7 months into probation he took me off u.a.'s and i began smoking again... heavily and potent strains probobly around 1/2 8th to an 8th a day

so my last meeting with him he informed me that upon my next vist i would be recieving an exit u.a. the thought had not occured to me so i stopped smoking again this was june 5th

my upcoming probation appointment is on monday and i just tested myself at home and failed!!!!!! i have been working out heavily / sweating a ton for weeks now and drinking upwards of 1 gallon of water per day im 6'0 170 pounds low% body fat i work out alot i am stunned to see myself fail...

so i called my p.o. and left him a message to reschedual for one week out to buy myself some more time (which i am 90% sure he will do as i have made all appointments thus far and complied 100% but who knows he may decide to be an asshole now)

now i am a master of the dilution method, but i am incredibly nervous right now im on my way to pick up 6-7 more at home test kits from the local headshop

my questions are: besides vitamin B and lots of liquids / redmeat only diet what can i do to help in assuring that i pass? i have used azo's(standard not cranberry) in the past to succsessfully pass a test, but have been reading some conflicting information that they may cause a false positive

you must understand that quitting for so long was one of the most difficult things i have done in my life and everyday i look forward to being able to blaze again as i am just surrounded by it everywhere i turn(yes im a true head)

looking back, yes i wish i had just stayed clean the entire length of probation then i wouldnt be in this stressfull situation but i did not and this is the situation that i find myself in

thanks in advance

hazedandinfused Reviewed by hazedandinfused on 06-27-2009. probation "exit" ua hi all, heres the scoop i am coming up on the end of 1 year's supervised probation! :thumbsup: charged for dui / possesion of less than one ounce of marijuana i have passed every single ua for the entire length of my probation even the first one which i assured my p.o. i would probobly fail 7 months into probation he took me off u.a.'s and i began smoking again... heavily and potent strains probobly around 1/2 8th to an 8th a day so my last meeting with him he informed Rating: 5

[Gatekeeper777]

I would go to a GNC or nutrition store and buy a total body clensing pak.

That crap is like paint remover to your system.

[hazedandinfused]

thanks for the fast reply... this cant hurt to try so i will drop by my supplement store tommorow morning and pick some up... looks like i might have about 1 -1/2 weeks to get "clean"

[insomniasucks]

If you are going to dillute, go with the dillution sticky on this forum. Any product from GNC will probably not remove THC. Also, since you work out so heavily stop at least 3 days prior to your UA and eat up on fatty foods. Working out will release more THC metabolites into your urine. I went through the same thing and was getting inconsistent home test results because I was doing a ton of running. If you go dillution then sub gatorade for water.

[hazedandinfused]

Also, since you work out so heavily stop at least 3 days prior to your UA and eat up on fatty foods. Working out will release more THC metabolites into your urine. I went through the same thing and was getting inconsistent home test results because I was doing a ton of running.

this is interesting... past two days been doing intense training and also my job is fairly physical it may be difficult for me to avoid this altogether

what will eating fatty foods do for me? i understand that the thc byproduct they are testing for is fat soluble so i assume the theory here is that by increasing fat levels i will be decreasing the ratio of thc byproduct in my fat thus reducing the levels in my urine?

[insomniasucks]

Yes. That is how I understand it and decreasing physical activity will lessen the amount of thc metabolites flowing into your urine. Search the threads especially by Fake Boobs Rule, he's the answer man.

[hazedandinfused]

well i just gotta say

this is a great excuse to cook myself a fat steak for dinner every night and eat lots of potato chips...

mmmmm

my appointment is moved to next monday going to test myself again tommorow (without diluting) to see where i stand

more updates to come

[hazedandinfused]

this looks like a pass to me

http://i251.photobucket.com/albums/g...0703092303.jpg



well looks like someone will be smoking soon like next monday!

[RadioHead]

this looks like a pass to me

http://i251.photobucket.com/albums/g...0703092303.jpg



well looks like someone will be smoking soon like next monday!

:wtf:

Maybe up close, but the pic sure looks like a fail, lol.

I've been tested by the PO once a month for the last four. That's with smoking once, twice a week. Just hydrating and going with what's been pointed out already - low activity ahead of test, rack up the carbs (gatorade, steak & potato, etc.), and taking a few aspirin 2-3 hours ahead of the actual test (thins the blood a bit, cutting down on the parts-per-million).

Though, the instructions say if the 2nd line is visible at all, then it's a pass....

[insomniasucks]

I agree, maybe it can be seen up close and in person but I don't see it in the picture. The t line can be faint and that OK its still a pass. Keep loading up on red meat, chicken and fish to keep your creatinine levels up and the day of the UA, follow the dillution sticky exactly except sub gatorade for water.