Directions are usually written on da bag ya know.

Yeah, I unnerstan'
When dey ask me; "did you read da manual?"
My usual reply is; "Do I look like a sissy?"

Ok?.I get it?.Read!

Profit oriented folks that sell RO filters, say crap like that all the time.
That does not make it fact.

Ok?.I get it?..Don??t believe what you read!

Nevah, evah, accept all of some kahunas pontifications as proven fact. ?? Weezard

Ok?.I get it?..Don??t believe you!

Thanks soo much?.that pretty much clears things up for me. No chance of goin?? wrong now.

Directions are usually written on da bag ya know.

Usually being the operative.
I won??t be buying from that dollar store again!

Want me to catch some fish for you?
A beeg Halibut, or maybe two
Go sit in da hot sun all day.
Den bringum home wit' out delay

Shall I scale, gut, and fry it as well?
Shall I dry it inna sun 'til dere's hardly any smell.
If I does all dat, your tail gonna wag?
Maybe mo' etta, you jus' read da bag.

And if it had been on the bag?..My entire life would have been meaningless without this alluring verse. Forget da?? bag. Viva la poet!

2: Switch to lava rock before I even get started
.
Not a bad idea. Same thing I did.
Longstoryshort, nothin's perfect.

And you thought school was out?..Hahahaha.
And the shortcomings of lava rock are??.

Then I stumbled upon coco.
Coco is very near perfect for my needs.

I won??t even ask until I read, read, and read some more. But when I do find it?.trust me?I won??t believe it!


Rocks?.out!