Of course I have to take a urine test in a few days...

[nodeal]

Ok guys, here's the deal...

I love smoking weed, and have been doing so daily for a few years now...
The past year or so I've been smoking pretty much every day!

I have a urine test coming up in a few days...the exact date I am not sure of but my best guess is probably 3 days - 4 at best!

Is there any chance in hell of me passing this test? If so, what are the methods I should take to combat a positive test result for the presence of marijuana?

If it means anything...I am a bodybuilder who works out as much as I smoke. I hit the gym almost every day and constantly engage in physical activity that makes me SWEAT! I'm a pretty lean do and have recognized an overall fast metabolism throughout my life as i do not accumulate fat too easily.

Guys, do I have any hope of passing this test? Give it to me straight...

nodeal Reviewed by nodeal on 06-26-2009. Of course I have to take a urine test in a few days... Ok guys, here's the deal... I love smoking weed, and have been doing so daily for a few years now... The past year or so I've been smoking pretty much every day! I have a urine test coming up in a few days...the exact date I am not sure of but my best guess is probably 3 days - 4 at best! Is there any chance in hell of me passing this test? If so, what are the methods I should take to combat a positive test result for the presence of marijuana? If it means anything...I am a Rating: 5

[valium10]

Not a chance in hell, lol. No amount of weight lifting is going to help you out in a weeks time. Daily smokers can only beat it on short times by subbing.

[nodeal]

Not a chance in hell, lol. No amount of weight lifting is going to help you out in a weeks time. Daily smokers can only beat it on short times by subbing.

Haha, it sucks cause it's for an inventory job at Best Buy. My interviews went great and I'm up for a third one tomorrow...I hear that's when they drop the drug testing bomb on you.

You feel so violated and outcasted. It's bullshit.

[valium10]

Yes it does suck and i am against it 100%...You might could sub with what others are useing. I would if it was my only shot. A week away you might just piss a big bud out

[nodeal]

I'm thinking about substituting since it is indeed my only chance. I'm gonna be nervous about getting away with it. Any experience?

[hazedandinfused]

i am experienced in substituion for employment ua's have done this 3 times and always passed let me tell you what i did:

my employer gave me the paperwork and the lab adress etc. etc.
on the way to the lab i take my synthetic urine and the bottle its in and microwave it at a gas station then apply the temp stip to make sure its around 100 degrees F

simply put that in my sock under the tounge of my shoe... some have made me empty my pockets and gave me a brief pat down but have check my shoes at all, other's didnt even do that simply told me to go in their bathroom and pee

anyway its easy step in the bathroom and while you take a piss in the toilet i put my fake piss in the cup so it sounds legit the temp is always about right and i was good to go

in my experience pre-employment screens are very easy to substitute and if you can remain calm everything should go well

[insomniasucks]

I agree that subbing would be your best bet. You can get some at home test strips or go to your local drugstore chain and buy a kit since your time is limited and test yourself. Read up on both subbing and dillution. I would not go the dillution route unless you can practice it first and test yourself before you take your drug screen. Don't sweat the pre employment screen, you will not be searched or observed, you may be asked to empty your pockets. Good Luck.

[nodeal]

Thanks guys. Tomorrow is my final interview with the building manager so I will find out the details on this drug test then. If they test me on the spot I am fucked. Otherwise, I will sub my urine with some clean excrete and I should be okay.

I WILL keep you guys posted on how I do with the subbing. Hopefully if worst comes to worst and I get caught I will only lose the job and no legal charges will be pressed against me. I'm trying to be positive though. I think it will work out. I luckily know people who I trust to have clean urine.