i heard a story here in the uk, might be a joke or an urban legend or something, but its pretty funny.



A guy catches a burglar in his house, so he wrestles him and manages to trap him inside his garage. He calls 999, and says to the operator "I have a burglar trapped inside my garage, could you come and have him arrested?" the operator replies "Well, we're busy at the moment. Call back in an hour and we might have a car free" He then hangs up. The mans calls again, ten minutes later, and says "Do you remember i asked you to come and arrest a burglar in my house? Well you dont need to bother anymore because i've shot him"

2 minutes later, 3 squad cars, a police helicopter and half a dozen swat vans pull up outside, only to see the man standing outside the door, next to the burglar, who is tied up on the lawn.


A policeman approaches him, and says "I thought you said you'd shot him!?"

the man replies

"I thought you said you were busy?"
Kid Dynamite Reviewed by Kid Dynamite on . Take the law into your own hands.... i heard a story here in the uk, might be a joke or an urban legend or something, but its pretty funny. A guy catches a burglar in his house, so he wrestles him and manages to trap him inside his garage. He calls 999, and says to the operator "I have a burglar trapped inside my garage, could you come and have him arrested?" the operator replies "Well, we're busy at the moment. Call back in an hour and we might have a car free" He then hangs up. The mans calls again, ten minutes later, and Rating: 5