hahahah that's great. We got my friends dog wrecked one time and by the time his parents came home from dinner she was really freakin out. Like she'd hide in the corner and her eyes were red as hell. His parents were like "what did you do to my dog???"

then I got my other friends dog blazed (half shepard half coyote by the name of pooh bear) and he was fuckin awsome. he just laid back and sat on the couch like a human would up on his haunches. I could almost hear him say pass the munchies but i wasn't sure.