Had my dorm room searched inch-by-inch by two police officers. Never felt closer to dying - just sitting on my bed, pale white and high as a kite. Luckily they found nothing on me, but got my roommate for a grinder.

Stashed in the tape deck of my stereo - cop said her brother used to hide it there as a kid, but she couldn't figure out how to open mine...WHEW
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