Questions about diluting

[machinegunjoe]

I started looking up methods on dilution recently because i have a job interview with target tomorrow. I know if I get the job they are going to want me to take a drug test so i wanted to know what people with better knowledge on getting things to go right have to say about what could possibly work for someone like me.

Im 6'0 around 215 (its been awhile since i checked), as with most lardasses like myself i have a very slow metabolism.

So with that being said. Ive smoked HEAVY for a year and 'postponed' my usage around may 1st. I have done around 4 *rhymes with hams starts with the letter G* since then with 2 of that about two weeks ago, stopped and than the remainder for 2 days straight ending 2 days ago. a lot of usage out of the number two i know but i didnt plan it that way lol. anyways i wanted to ask what people would think about my levels. Will they just be back to being high leveled like it would have been at the beg. of may? or will it have decreased enough for me to try diluting saftely. I dont like red meat all that much but at the risk of sounding even more like a fatass i like burgers, are they ok to substitute for creatine? Also what can i get at a cvs to help with the diluting process when the time comes?

i trust opinions here due to success rate and i dont feel like doing quick fix because i dont see myself successfully doing that without fucking up some portion of the process.

is there anything i should say to them? as in should i try to postponed my hiring for another week to get the levels lower? i only had to take one other urine test since ive been working and i didnt smoke when i got hired at that job so im kinda going in a thc virgin.

any help would be appreciated

machinegunjoe Reviewed by machinegunjoe on 06-19-2009. Questions about diluting I started looking up methods on dilution recently because i have a job interview with target tomorrow. I know if I get the job they are going to want me to take a drug test so i wanted to know what people with better knowledge on getting things to go right have to say about what could possibly work for someone like me. Im 6'0 around 215 (its been awhile since i checked), as with most lardasses like myself i have a very slow metabolism. So with that being said. Ive smoked HEAVY for a year Rating: 5

[insomniasucks]

Go back to CVS and buy an at home testing kit so you can see where you are but I would suspect the test will show you are dirty. I am new to this and not an expert but with the time frames involved you may want to read up on substitution instead of dillution. I just took a pre employment screen myself and you will not be supervised so if you follow the sub instruction in the sticky you should be ok. Good Luck to you

[JD1stTimer]

You might could say your favorite uncle died and the funeral is next Tuesday in Waukegan. Also you should get some creatine, aspirin, some b2 or b complex, and a test kit. Read the dilution sticky here: http://boards.cannabis.com/drug-test...uidelines.html

Also consider substitution, which is found here: http://boards.cannabis.com/drug-test...uidelines.html

[killerweed420]

You can pickup some cheap thc strips off of ebay for about $1.25 ea.
Try and get some exercise, eat a high fiber diet with metamucil in the mean time.
With your smoking history I would suspect subbing is going to be your only reliable method.