Considering they're 5 year olds with a lot of energy and I'm a stoner with a bad ankle, I think I'm probably gonna get my ass kicked. So as a backup plan, I would take a really big bag of candy and just hobble away in the other direction as the little kids swarmed the pile of candy.
bigdaddy420 Reviewed by bigdaddy420 on . How many 5 year olds could you take at once? Rules: - You are in an enclosed area, roughly the size of a basketball court. There are no foreign objects. - You are not allowed to touch a wall. - When you are knocked unconscious, you lose. When they are all knocked unconscious, they lose. Once a kid is knocked unconscious, that kid is "out." - I (or someone else intent on seeing to it you fail) get to choose the kids from a pool that is twice the size of your magic number. The pool will be 50/50 in terms of gender and will have Rating: 5